The Republic of Telamon 2 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning chicken population. The hard-working population of 2.283 billion Telamon 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Telamon 2ian economy, worth 95.1 trillion robuks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,642 robuks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telamon 2's national animal is the chicken.

Telamon 2 is ranked 72,183^rd in the world and 7^th in Land of the free for Fattest Citizens, with 12.37 Obesity Rate.