The Protectorate of Tekoi is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 129 million Tekites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The strong Tekite economy, worth 9.17 trillion Tekite dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,117 Tekite dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, Tekite husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tekoi's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Tekoi is ranked 121,301^st in the world and 1^st in Green Helmets for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 655.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.