The Colony of TEFS33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.525 billion TEFS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TEFS33ian economy, worth 522 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,737 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TEFS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TEFS33 is ranked 95,157^th in the world and 1^st in The Eco Fascist State for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,455.13 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.