The Kingdom of Technocratic Norway is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Håkon 'Hårfagre' Rex with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 16.702 billion Technocratic Norwegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Technocratic Oslo. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Norwegian economy, worth a remarkable 2,444 trillion kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,374 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Technocratic Norway's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Technocratic Norway is ranked 7,987^th in the world and 1^st in Norway for Safest, scoring 124.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.