The United Socialist States of Tea Gardner is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.491 billion Tea Gardnerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The Tea Gardnerian economy, worth 115 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,188 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Gardner's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tea Gardner is ranked 139,503^rd in the world and 27^th in Storage Yard for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.2 percentage of bribes refused.