The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike Mularkey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.126 billion TE2 Mike Mularkeyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 12.7%.

The TE2 Mike Mularkeyian economy, worth 105 trillion catches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,746 catches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named TE2 Mike Mularkey's new capital, Mike Mularkey has just been declared ruler of TE2 Mike Mularkey in an international press conference, and Yoi and Double Yoi has been named as TE2 Mike Mularkey's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. TE2 Mike Mularkey's national animal is the gator and its national religion is Yoi and Double Yoi.

TE2 Mike Mularkey is ranked 282,539^th in the world and 91^st in Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.