The Free Land of TDL is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.507 billion TDLians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The TDLian economy, worth 68.9 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,698 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TDL's national animal is the wolf.

TDL is ranked 209,689^th in the world and 1^st in The Desolated Lands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 294.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.