The Colony of TCP33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 19.043 billion TCP33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TCP33ian economy, worth 820 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,067 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TCP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TCP33 is ranked 87,770^th in the world and 1^st in The Central Power for Safest, scoring 88.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.