The Dominion of TCA Akelia is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.222 billion TCA Akelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everlyn City. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The TCA Akelian economy, worth 261 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,018 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the Federal Council of TCA Akelia has been announced as the new Head of State, and TCA Akelia has designated Everlyn City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. TCA Akelia's national animal is the Axolotl, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

TCA Akelia is ranked 177,753^rd in the world and 3^rd in United Chaos for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.