The Republic of Taustrian 5th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 991 million Taustrian 5th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Taustrian 5th Garrisonian economy, worth 45.2 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,601 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,908 per year while the poor average 2,858, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 5th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 5th Garrison is ranked 12,866^th in the world and 1^st in Panda Revolutionary Command for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,542.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.