The Lucky and Magnificent SFR of Taustria is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.067 billion sentient human beings love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narwhal. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taustrian economy, worth 606 trillion T£s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,625 T£s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, recognizing the Taustrian flag qualifies you for citizenship, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and artists count down the years until Leader is allowed to listen to their music. Crime is totally unknown. Taustria's national animal is the pyromaniac, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Taustria is ranked 167,368^th in the world and 1^st in Kool Kids Klub for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 577.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.