The Holy Empire of Tat Badenti is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its fear of technology. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.484 billion Tat Badentians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Tat Badentian economy, worth 119 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 47,923 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 181,751 per year while the poor average 8,774, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, organ donation is compulsory, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tat Badenti's national animal is the emu.

Tat Badenti is ranked 247,494^th in the world and 6^th in Portugal de Esquerda for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.