The Socialist Republic of Tannkrem is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Justin Fischer with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.154 billion Tannkremians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frábær Skipta. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tannkremian economy, worth a remarkable 5,991 trillion Derps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 238,186 Derps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, time flies when you're not having fun, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tannkrem's national animal is the Killer Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tannkrem is ranked 2,281^st in the world and 17^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.97 law-abiding acts per hour.