The Penthouse Suite of Tango Hotel X-Ray is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.784 billion Tango Hotel X-Rayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tango Hotel X-Rayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,689 trillion Booyahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,708 Booyahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, interest in globalism never flags, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tango Hotel X-Ray's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tango Hotel X-Ray is ranked 1,988^th in the world and 9^th in Schopenhauer for Safest, scoring 145.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.