The Republic of Takkalmand is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 10.085 billion Takkalmandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The Takkalmandian economy, worth 433 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,981 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takkalmand's national animal is the eagle.

Takkalmand is ranked 157,024^th in the world and 1^st in The Flag Smashers for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.