The People's Republic of Takeonme is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.815 billion Takeonmeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furolso. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Takeonmean economy, worth 489 trillion a-has a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,413 a-has, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the government seizes all major gold finds, and Takeonme has designated Furolso as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takeonme's national animal is the comic book.

Takeonme is ranked 94,652^nd in the world and 7^th in Minoa for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,522.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.