The Commonwealth of Tagaalog is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 3.444 billion Tagaalogians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tagaalog. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tagaalogian economy, worth 267 trillion denarios a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,563 denarios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tagaalog's national animal is the water buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tagaalog is ranked 26,005^th in the world and 13^th in Right to Life for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,881.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.