The Principality of System vs Solitaire is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.277 billion System vs Solitaireans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped System vs Solitairean economy, worth 34.9 trillion prayers a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,325 prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. System vs Solitaire's national animal is the unicorn.

System vs Solitaire is ranked 238,749^th in the world and 5^th in Unicorn for Rudest Citizens, with 30.1 insults per minute.