The District of Sydney Anne Bristow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.977 billion Sydney Anne Bristowians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Sydney Anne Bristowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 67,161 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,617 per year while the poor average 3,608, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sydney Anne Bristow's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sydney Anne Bristow is ranked 199,341^st in the world and 5^th in Nebraska for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.