The Empire of Sycillia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 549 million Sycillians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haespa. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sycillian economy, worth 48.2 trillion lires a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 87,776 lires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycillia's national animal is the Jellyfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sycillia is ranked 268,414^th in the world and 5^th in womp for Largest Populations, with 549 million capita.