The Protectorate of Sycheckahrmy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sairin with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.983 billion Sycheckahrmese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terra Silvestria. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sycheckahrmese economy, worth 316 trillion Krohns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 79,222 Krohns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sairin isn't a national brand, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycheckahrmy's national animal is the Tarantula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sabaism.

Sycheckahrmy is ranked 204,164^th in the world and 127^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 773.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.