The Federal Republic of Switzerland Union is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.09 billion Switzerland Unionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Switzerland Unionian economy, worth 59.9 trillion swiss francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 54,908 swiss francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,098 per year while the poor average 10,790, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

The Switzerland Union City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, much of Switzerland Union's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Switzerland Union's national animal is the Wisent, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switzerland Union is ranked 59,795^th in the world and 2^nd in Neutrality countries for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 51,449.22 Standard Monetary Units.