The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 459 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 8.187 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 297 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,289 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, nobody likes bad boys any more, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 459's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 459 is ranked 164,918^th in the world and 2^nd in International Socialism for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 797.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.