The Commonwealth of Switchzerland is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 424 million Switchzerlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Switchzerlish economy, worth 19.0 trillion Morris a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,801 Morris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switchzerland's national animal is the Persian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switchzerland is ranked 133,049^th in the world and 60^th in Astellaria for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.