The Republic of Swinas is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eduard Hoffman with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.34 billion Suina have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuasoelat. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suina economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,340 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, visiting the best Suina restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime is totally unknown. Swinas's national animal is the Suina Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suina Orthodoxy.

Swinas is ranked 45,064^th in the world and 32^nd in Anteria for Highest Average Incomes, with 119,340.14 Standard Monetary Units.