The Fiefdom of Swear is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 4.183 billion Swearians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The Swearian economy, worth 178 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 42,666 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swear's national animal is the falcon.

Swear is ranked 235,605^th in the world and 78^th in Paperwork for Most Developed, scoring 52.68 on the Human Development Index.