The Free Republic of Suzi Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tucker Carlson with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.906 billion Suzi Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Suzi Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,358 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 470,137 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suzi Island's national animal is the megaladon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Suzi Island is ranked 289,924^th in the world and 31^st in Libertatem for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.44 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.