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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6thMost Subsidized Industry: 10thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th
The KINGDOM of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Supreme Lord KANE

Population23.788 billion

CapitalSupreme Lord KANE City
LeaderTamatsuki Akira
FaithSecret

CurrencyZAMRI MONEY
AnimalShah Dalamadur

The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.788 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 21,794 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 916,193 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, witches' brews set off Geiger counters, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 94,642nd in the world and 1st in The top 3 giant for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,089.27 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,720thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,219thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,911thHealthiest Citizens: 12,330thLargest Populations: 12,794thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 24,595thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32,354th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work.

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