The Definitely not Lovateria of Sunal is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Sun God with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.768 billion Sunalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solio. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sunalese economy, worth 173 trillion Sunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,946 Sunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime is totally unknown. Sunal's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Sunal is ranked 45,117^th in the world and 119^th in the Outback for Most Developed, scoring 78.48 on the Human Development Index.