The Hyrulean Empire of Suave is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cucui King Ganon with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.85 billion Suavans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glooms Approach. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suavementenic economy, worth 729 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,388 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suave's national animal is the Lizalfos, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cucuidom.

Suave is ranked 5,834^th in the world and 1^st in Metisverse for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,962.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.