The Nude Utopia of Streakers is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Streaker with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.183 billion Streakersians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever I My Roam. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Streakersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 158,777 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. Streakers's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.

Streakers is ranked 10,246^th in the world and 5^th in France for Nicest Citizens, with 30.98 average smiles per day.