Population | 11.877 billion |
Capital | The Cannabis Shop |
Leader | That Chill Stoner Girl |
Faith | Marijuana |
Currency | ounce |
Animal | fox |
The Chill World of Stoner Girls is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by That Chill Stoner Girl with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.877 billion Stoner Girlsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cannabis Shop. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Stoner Girlsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion ounces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,152 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown. Stoner Girls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marijuana.
Stoner Girls is ranked 35,597th in the world and 1st in Stoners for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,080.49 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Developed, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Smartest Citizens.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Stoner Girls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.