The Bullies of Stier-Taurus is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Bully with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.543 billion Stier-Taurusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bullock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Stier-Taurusian economy, worth 949 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,928 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,861 per year while the poor average 31,812, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Stier-Taurus's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, former jazz musicians play freeform silence, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Stier-Taurusian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stier-Taurus's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Stier-Taurus is ranked 21,854^th in the world and 1^st in Zodiac Signs for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,292.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.