The Republic of Steven In The Sky With Diamonds is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.346 billion Steven In The Sky With Diamondsians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The Steven In The Sky With Diamondsian economy, worth 395 trillion shards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,788 shards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Steven In The Sky With Diamonds's national animal is the human, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Steven In The Sky With Diamonds is ranked 46,471^st in the world and 1^st in Steven Universe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,931.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.