The Free Land of Stench of Youth is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 32.503 billion Stench of Youthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Sebastián. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Stench of Youthian economy, worth a remarkable 3,119 trillion big coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 95,989 big coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Stench of Youth they're lyin', and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime is totally unknown. Stench of Youth's national animal is the skateboarder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stench of Youth is ranked 74,645^th in the world and 6^th in Universal Dream Network for Most Developed, scoring 68.93 on the Human Development Index.