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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,199thNudest: 6,634th
The Duds of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Behold the Wonders of Stench!
Lord Phoulodar
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Stench

Population10.822 billion

CapitalPort Retch
LeaderLord Phoulodar
FaithMultiple

CurrencyStenchmark
AnimalStench Turtle

The Duds of Stench is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Phoulodar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.822 billion Stench People are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Retch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stenchish economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion Stenchmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,933 Stenchmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,746 per year while the poor average 27,129, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Some say that Lord Phoulodar can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Lord Phoulodar's office, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stench's national animal is the Stench Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Multiple.

Stench is ranked 268,065th in the world and 77th in The Dudlands for Safest, scoring 20.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,182ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,199thNudest: 6,634thLargest Black Market: 6,814thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,101stLargest Mining Sector: 10,936thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,069thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,207thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,668thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,631stMost Efficient Economies: 18,128thMost Devout: 19,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,833rdHighest Economic Output: 27,369thLargest Governments: 30,918th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stench altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Lord Phoulodar's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy".
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, some say that Lord Phoulodar can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs.
  • : Stench was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Stench's influence in The Dudlands fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Stench's influence in The Dudlands rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Stench's influence in The Dudlands rose from "Zero" to "Vassal".

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