The Commonwealth of Stemabler is a large, genial nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 115 million Stemablerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The Stemablerian economy, worth 7.11 trillion Koko Nut Nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,862 Koko Nut Nuts, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stemabler's national animal is the Chocolate Bird.

Stemabler is ranked 303,133^rd in the world and 25^th in Oriental Constanta for Largest Black Market, with 15.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.