The United States of Steinn is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cats population. The hard-working population of 18 million Steinnians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The strong Steinnian economy, worth 1.03 trillion jobsssses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 57,102 jobsssses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steinn's national animal is the cats, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Steinn is ranked 83,436^th in the world and 44^th in RPS for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,485.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.