The Community of Staus Bla is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.079 billion Staus Blans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Staus Blan economy, worth 303 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 145,833 lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 773,076 per year while the poor average 14,559, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

The economy is green and the air is black, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, and the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Staus Bla's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Staus Bla is ranked 3,352^nd in the world and 2^nd in Union Brazilian for Fattest Citizens, with 34.57 Obesity Rate.