The Republic of State of Saba is a large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 101 million State of Sabans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.
The strong State of Saban economy, worth 5.35 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,921 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, and no one knows how to tie a reef knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Saba's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
State of Saba is ranked 109,364th in the world and 4th in Canopy Command for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,631.61 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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State of Saba's influence in Canopy Command rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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State of Saba's influence in Canopy Command rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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State of Saba's influence in Canopy Command rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
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State of Saba's influence in Canopy Command rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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State of Saba's influence in Canopy Command rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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State of Saba's influence in Canopy Command rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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State of Saba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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State of Saba relocated from Lands End to Canopy Command.
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State of Saba, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
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State of Saba, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.











