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Most Authoritarian: 9,866thMost Conservative: 15,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,638th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Starlight Rose

Population2.331 billion

Currencylotus
Animalmoonlark

The Republic of Starlight Rose is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.331 billion Starlight Roseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Rosean economy, worth 276 trillion lotuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,503 lotuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Starlight Rosean democracy, and citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Rose's national animal is the moonlark, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Starlight Rose is ranked 189,097th in the world and 2,522nd in eta for Largest Black Market, with 584 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Authoritarian: 9,866thMost Conservative: 15,046thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 17,638thMost Patriotic: 19,918thMost Armed: 20,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,713thMost Developed: 21,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,586thMost Accessible: 24,267thNicest Citizens: 24,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,084thHealthiest Citizens: 26,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,165thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,458thLowest Crime Rates: 28,601stHighest Poor Incomes: 28,750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,041stLargest Governments: 31,125th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 64th in the regionNicest Citizens: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 82nd in the regionMost Accessible: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 118th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 120th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Conservative: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 148th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 180th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 184th in the regionMost Armed: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 222nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 266th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 279th in the regionMost Inclusive: 293rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 314th in the regionMost Devout: 325th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 326th in the regionMost Extreme: 339th in the regionBest Weather: 363rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 383rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 390th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 450th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Rose, citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Rose, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Starlight Rosean democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Rose, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Rose, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Rose, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Starlight Rose's influence in Eta rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Starlight Rose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Starlight Rose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Starlight Rose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Rose, soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags.

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