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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,423rdNicest Citizens: 22,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,580th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Starlight Primrose

Population2.321 billion

Currencylotus
Animalmoonlark

The Republic of Starlight Primrose is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.321 billion Starlight Primroseans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Starlight Primrosean economy, worth 220 trillion lotuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,850 lotuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, Harry Potter books are banned, Leader isn't a national brand, and enemy combatants are presumed guilty until proven innocent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Primrose's national animal is the moonlark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Starlight Primrose is ranked 73,085th in the world and 713th in eta for Largest Black Market, with 5.47 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,423rdNicest Citizens: 22,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,580thMost Patriotic: 24,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,407th
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Nicest Citizens: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 109th in the regionMost Patriotic: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Accessible: 178th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 196th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 198th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 255th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 263rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 284th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 351st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 372nd in the regionLargest Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 438th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 493rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, enemy combatants are presumed guilty until proven innocent.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, Leader isn't a national brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, adultery has been made a capital offence.
  • : Starlight Primrose's influence in Eta rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Primrose, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.

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