The Long-Lost Waterfalls of Starlight Pisces is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.612 billion Starlight Piscesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Piscesian economy, worth 355 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,446 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

An exhibition on turtle memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and the Starlight Pisces City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Pisces's national animal is the turtle.

Starlight Pisces is ranked 235,478^th in the world and 58^th in kingdom of Greater Esteriae for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.