The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 29 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 8.138 billion Starlight Glimmer 29ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.5%.

The Starlight Glimmer 29ian economy, worth 486 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,803 bits, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, glamping Starlight Glimmer 29ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 29's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 29 is ranked 54,692^nd in the world and 821^st in Artificial Solar System for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,957.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.