The Raindrop-Filled Heaven of Starlight Endor is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.467 billion Starlight Endorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Starlight Endorian economy, worth 353 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,958 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The entire entry for Starlight Endor in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Endor's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Starlight Endor is ranked 233,286th in the world and 3,493rd in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Starlight Endor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
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The Sandworm of Dune Cat dismissed
Starlight Endor as Ream of Temporary Home.
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Starlight Endor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Starlight Endor, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
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Starlight Endor, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
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Starlight Endor, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
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Starlight Endor, the entire entry for Starlight Endor in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
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Starlight Endor, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
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Starlight Endor, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
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Starlight Endor, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.


















































