The Commonwealth of Stalins Shower is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 151 million Stalins Showerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 11.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Stalins Showerian economy, worth 7.71 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,066 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", military funding has been stripped back, elections have been outlawed, and a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Stalins Shower's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Stalins Shower is ranked 103,449^th in the world and 2^nd in Caca Toilet Super Deluxe Region for Highest Poor Incomes, with 29,852.02 Standard Monetary Units.