Population | 2.838 billion |
Capital | Dublin |
Leader | Daniel O'Connell |
Faith | Celtic Paganism |
Currency | krona |
Animal | horse |
The Republic of SSN94 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Daniel O'Connell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.838 billion SSN94ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.
The frighteningly efficient SSN94ian economy, worth 485 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,058 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 543,217 per year while the poor average 41,038, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.
Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSN94's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.
SSN94 is ranked 262,323rd in the world and 2nd in Fersingaw for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SSN94 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Following new legislation in SSN94, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.