The Classified Operations of SPUC3 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 6.336 billion SPUC3ians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NAB Ui Neill. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant SPUC3ian economy, worth 118 trillion Promets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 18,649 Promets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

SPUC3ian politics is literally a blood sport, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and SPUC3 has designated NAB Ui Neill as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SPUC3's national animal is the Assault Rifle.

SPUC3 is ranked 147,221^st in the world and 7^th in Commie Flotilla for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 404.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.