The Theocracy of Spring Maiden is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 1.913 billion Spring Maidenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The Spring Maidenian economy, worth 78.0 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,774 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spring Maiden's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Spring Maiden is ranked 186,232^nd in the world and 2^nd in Bytes for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.