The Sports League of Splashball is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elite with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.036 billion Splashballians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Splashballian economy, worth 190 trillion doolars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,232 doolars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,414 per year while the poor average 2,960, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Elite has just been declared ruler of Splashball in an international press conference and Splashball has designated Splashball City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Splashball's national animal is the Fish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Splashball is ranked 31,982^nd in the world and 2^nd in Popuko for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 102.06 on the Bus Surprisal Index.